Bush Has Feelings Too

George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes
people make about me."

Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can't hurt you. They are just
made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite
stupid. Here, I'll show you what I mean."

Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver,
"Please take me to 261 M street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.

Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then
rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, "Oh, I guess I'm not
there! Take us back to where we started, please."

The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and
said to Dubya, "You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go!
Don't worry about their opinions!"

Bush said, "Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better." Then he winked and
whispered, "Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a
phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!