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Homer: [lying on the couch] Oh, Maaarge, I'm still hurt!
\\ [rings a handbell] Maaarge!...
Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
Normally, a student is selection on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence....
Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
-- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of W...
Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian. Homer: You mean, all white with pink eyes?
-- Student exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Ah, the life of a frog. That's the life for me. -- Bart, "The Crepes of Wrath
He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
-- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
Bart: And I'd get to take a plane there, wouldn't I, Mom?
Marge: Yes, Bart. Bart: And one back? -- We'll think about it, "The Crepes of Wrath...

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