Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange
program. Normally, a student is selection on the basis of
academic excellence or intelligence. But in Bart's case... I'm
prepared to make a exception. And if you're willing to
play along, he can be spending the next three months studying
far, far away.
Homer: Sounds great!
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"
program. Normally, a student is selection on the basis of
academic excellence or intelligence. But in Bart's case... I'm
prepared to make a exception. And if you're willing to
play along, he can be spending the next three months studying
far, far away.
Homer: Sounds great!
-- "The Crepes of Wrath"
Related:
- Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian.
Homer: You mean,
all white with pink eyes? -- Student exchange program... - Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart
of the wine country.
Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinner:... - Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France
isn't pulling the same scam you are!
Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an ... - Mrs. Skinner: This is the Bart Simpson you're always talking about?
Pr. Skinner: Mm hm. Mrs. Skinner: Why, he looks so... - He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer
off.
Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes... - Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick... - Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
You testified for the Quimby boy even though... - Marge: [hearing radio] Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial.
Lisa, you _know_ I don't like controversy in this house... - JACK AND THE BEANSTACK
-- by Mark Isaak
Long ago,
in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character...
