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• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Wait a minute, Skinner. How do we know some principal over in France isn't pulling the same scam you are!
  -- Homer learns that Bart has been selected for an exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian. Homer: You mean, all white with pink eyes?
  -- Student exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Look, Adil, you can call me `Dad'. Adil: All right.
  .. `Dad'. Homer: Awwww, you called me `Dad'. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: I'm his neighbor, what'd he do? Agent: [through the megaphone] Well, sir, the.
  .. [turns off the megaphone] Well, sir... -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: He'd be staying in France, in a lovely chateau in the heart of the wine country.
  Marge: But Bart doesn't speak French. Pr. Skinne...
• Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
  Normally, a student is selection on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence....
• Pr.Sk: I caught your son defacing school property this morning.
  We estimate the damage is $75, and frankly, we think it's terribly unfair that other taxpayers should foot the bill....
• Bart: I don't believe it! Principal Skinner. Well, well, well, I never thought I'd win _this_ easy.
  Skinner: Hmph. This has nothing to do with you, Simpson....