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• Pr. Skinner: You'll be getting an Albanian. Homer: You mean, all white with pink eyes?
  -- Student exchange program, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Marty: We think we know how your mind works, Bart. So how about thi
  we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep them down for the rest of the school year, ha ha!...
• He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer off.
  -- Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Homer: Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. I'd get up, but the boy crippled me.
  Principal Skinner: Mm hm. I understand completely. -- "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible.
  I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick....
• Always remember that you're representing your country.
  I guess what I'm saying is... Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room....
• Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
  Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• Pr. Skinner: Our elementary school participates in a foreign exchange program.
  Normally, a student is selection on the basis of academic excellence or intelligence....
• Men: [jogging] "I knew a woman in Paris, France, Had a big hole in her underpants" -- Skinne
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where did you pick up that filth?...