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  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
• Bart: [on walkie talkie] Milhouse! What's seven in roman numerals?
  Milhouse: I'll tell you, Bart, but you really should end each transmission with the word "over"....
• I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot.
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• Bart: Milhouse has Bonestorm! [inside, Milhouse's hair is being blown back from the TV] Milhouse
  This is great...and all I've done is enter my name!...
• Bart: Aha! Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean i
  I'm not going back. I'm not cut out to be a star....
• Milhouse: A million dollars? Gee, thanks Bart, I owe you one.
  Bart: That's a postdated check, remember. Don't cash it 'til...
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....
• Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
  -- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall...
• Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving you?
  Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...