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• Homer: Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly.
  Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown!...
• Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
  Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College....
• Homer: According to this map, there's a Krusty Burger on an offshore oil rig.
  Flanders: That's what you're smelling, Homer! Oh, if it weren't for this blasted fog, we'd be saved....
• Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest insult of all -- [cocks gun] Krusty
  [bursting in] Hey guys, I came to -- oh, you've got a deadly game of cat and mouse going....
• Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
  ..unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill!...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new sui
  his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully] Boy....
• Krusty: {I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes?
  Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes....
• Krusty: Oh, man. It's a miracle we got through that one.
  Remind me never to let you on stage again, kid....