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• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Take it like a man, boy, and do everything your sister says. -- Homer, "My Sister, My Sitte
• Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend.
  Marge: You didn't remember that. You just saw it on TV. My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You didn't say which bed! Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
  Bart: Make me. Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him...
• But I'm _very_ mature for my age. People often mistake me for nine!
  -- Lisa, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Marge: Ooh, that sounds fabulous, Homer. Stores throw the best parties.
  Homer: You like parties, huh? Well, I just remembered they're having a big one down at the waterfront this weekend....
• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
• Yo, um, I must've, like, fell on a bullet, and it, like, drove itself into my gut.
  -- Snake at Dr. Nick Riviera's walk-in clinic, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Bart: You made all that money for sitting around and watching TV and eating food?
  ? Lisa: There's a lot more to it than that, Bart....