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• Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure everyone here is in the right class.
  [gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall, room twelve....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
• Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
  Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too....
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
  Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....
• Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
  But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....