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  Man: Poor dog. Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh?...
• Bart: I dunno, Dad: don't you have a better picture?
  Homer: Relax. A photo can't make any difference. [A man and a woman review applications, and they come across Homer's] Ma...
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• Man: Give me, er, 30,000 tickets. Woman: That'll be $
  950,000 please. Man: Look, the thing about that is, I only got $...
• Man 1: You have been safety inspector for two years.
  What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?...
• We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Sir, this man not only failed the aptitude test, he got trapped in a closet on his way out.
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