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• Marge: Homer, we're on a tight budget, here. Promise me you won't get carried away.
  Homer: Yes, money. ... I mean, honey. -- Homer catches lottery fever, "Dog of Death...
• Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
  They let everybody out of school early just because _you_ brought a dog?...
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
  Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!...
• Marge: Selma! You're back from your date already? Selma
  Yeah. I was so upset I ate a jar of expired olives....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
  They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...