Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending
time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island?
Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when
we meet up at dinner. Are you kids going to be all right?
[looks around] Kids?
[Bart and Lisa start the ride over again, grinning]
-- The end of the Log Ride, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island?
Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when
we meet up at dinner. Are you kids going to be all right?
[looks around] Kids?
[Bart and Lisa start the ride over again, grinning]
-- The end of the Log Ride, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
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