Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right.
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert
on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
[1:32 clip from 7F12: Marge and Artie, then Marge and Homer]
Lisa: Aw, your first kiss...
Homer: But not the last.
[seven clips of Marge and Homer kissing, from 7G10, 7F10, 7F02,
8F10, 8F10, 8F18, 1F08]
Marge: Oh, Homey...
[they kiss again]
You see, kids? That's what I mean by romance.
[kids laugh in the other room at Itchy and Scratchy]
-- I guess they prefer violence,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Homer: Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert
on the subject, but there was one time I got it right.
[1:32 clip from 7F12: Marge and Artie, then Marge and Homer]
Lisa: Aw, your first kiss...
Homer: But not the last.
[seven clips of Marge and Homer kissing, from 7G10, 7F10, 7F02,
8F10, 8F10, 8F18, 1F08]
Marge: Oh, Homey...
[they kiss again]
You see, kids? That's what I mean by romance.
[kids laugh in the other room at Itchy and Scratchy]
-- I guess they prefer violence,
"Another Simpsons Clip Show"
Related:
- Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no
harm done.
Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance.... - Love isn't hopeless. Look, maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there
was one time I got it right.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpson's Clip Show... - Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous
story of my own.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show... - Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine.... - Homer: OK, Marge: as long as we're traumatizing the kids, _I_ have a
scandalous story of my own.
[3:27 {2:57 in syndication} clip from 1F07... - Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of
months, I want you to break it off.
Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Marge: Oh, Homey.
You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club.... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh?...
