Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the
credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?
Marge: Mmm...okay, just be careful.
[Bart and Lisa run away happily. Before long, they encounter a
creepy-looking guy who speaks to them]
Man: Would you kids like to come with me?
Bart: [simultaneously with Lisa] Sounds good to me! Let's go!
Lisa: [simultaneously with Bart] Okay! Guess so.
-- Bart and Lisa follow parental advice,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you back here later?
Marge: Mmm...okay, just be careful.
[Bart and Lisa run away happily. Before long, they encounter a
creepy-looking guy who speaks to them]
Man: Would you kids like to come with me?
Bart: [simultaneously with Lisa] Sounds good to me! Let's go!
Lisa: [simultaneously with Bart] Okay! Guess so.
-- Bart and Lisa follow parental advice,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
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