Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever!
Marge: Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed...not to mention all
the embarrassment I suffered.
Lisa: But Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation: it brought
us together as a family, we got a lot of good exercise outdoors,
and we have so many memories.
Marge: [pause] You know, you're right. This truly _was_ the best
vacation ever. Now let us never speak of it again.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever!
Marge: Are you two bonkers? We almost got killed...not to mention all
the embarrassment I suffered.
Lisa: But Mom, it's exactly what you wanted in a vacation: it brought
us together as a family, we got a lot of good exercise outdoors,
and we have so many memories.
Marge: [pause] You know, you're right. This truly _was_ the best
vacation ever. Now let us never speak of it again.
-- "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Marge: This year I want us to do things together as a family,
and get a lot of good exercise outdoors so we'll... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny,
but it's not so funny when that violence is... - the robots close in]
Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - Bart: Mom, guess what?
Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're... - Bart: Dad?
Homer: Aw, I kicked one of those stupid Itchy characters in the
butt.
Bart: Yeah. There's just no way to resist it, is there... - Homer: OK, let's make a pact. This is going to be the best vacation
ever,
or we'll all agree to disband and join other families... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus,
please. Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge...
From the same category:
- Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movies":
"Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber",... - Moe, I haven't seen the place this crowded since the government cracked
down on you for accepting food stamps.
Homer, "Flaming... - Homer: Okay okay, think back to your training...
[begin flashback]
Trainer:
Now, Homer, this may very well save your life one day... - This is our karaoke bar. Now it is empty, but soon it will be hopping
with drunken Japanese businessmen.
Restaurant hostess, "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish,...
