[Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa: Mom, Dad! Bart's dead!
[Homer and Marge wake up, gasp]
Bart: [coming alive] That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy and
Scratchy Land.
[Homer and Marge groan]
-- How to give your parents a heart attack,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Lisa: Mom, Dad! Bart's dead!
[Homer and Marge wake up, gasp]
Bart: [coming alive] That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy and
Scratchy Land.
[Homer and Marge groan]
-- How to give your parents a heart attack,
"Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days.... - Bart: Mom, guess what?
Lisa: We're going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
Marge: No. I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary.... - Marge: You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending
time apart as individuals.
Homer: Parents' Island? Marge: Y'uh huh. I'm sure we'll appreciate each other all the more when we meet up at dinner.... - Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's
not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us.... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge... - Lisa: You know, Itchy and Scratchy Land isn't for kids.
They have a place called "Parents' Island".... - Lisa: Dad! The flash must have scrambled their circuits.
Homer: What are you, the narrator? Lisa: Aah! Just keep taking pictures!... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
