Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow,
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was
planning on... [thinks to himself] Sleeping? Eating a big
sandwich? Watching TV? Spending time with the boy! [speaks up]
Spending time with the boy! The boy needs attention, Marge.
Marge: Homer, I've been talking to Lisa, and I'm concerned about your
relationship with her.
Bart: Me too, Mom. I think you're drifting apart.
Homer: Shut up, boy.
Marge: Homer, please.
Homer: Marge, you don't understand. I can't do it because...
[thinking to himself] You're trapped. If you were smarter, you
might think of something. But you're not, so you just might as
well... [speaks up] All right, all right, I'll take her.
[sotto voce] Lousy brain.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was
planning on... [thinks to himself] Sleeping? Eating a big
sandwich? Watching TV? Spending time with the boy! [speaks up]
Spending time with the boy! The boy needs attention, Marge.
Marge: Homer, I've been talking to Lisa, and I'm concerned about your
relationship with her.
Bart: Me too, Mom. I think you're drifting apart.
Homer: Shut up, boy.
Marge: Homer, please.
Homer: Marge, you don't understand. I can't do it because...
[thinking to himself] You're trapped. If you were smarter, you
might think of something. But you're not, so you just might as
well... [speaks up] All right, all right, I'll take her.
[sotto voce] Lousy brain.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time
with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home... - Marge: I'd like your attention, please.
Homer: Quiet Marge!
This is my big moment! Bart the Bloody Pulp Simpson is on the ropes.... - Marge: Homer, I've been thinking, if the baby's a boy, what do you think
of the name Larry?
Homer: Marge, we can't do that! All the kids will call him `Larry Fairy'.... - Lisa: What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
Marge: Well, honey, when I... Homer: [puts up a hand] Let me handle this, Marge, I've heard 'em all.... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today.... - Marge: Bart, you said you were going to study.
Ba
[clearly in pain] Oh! My stomach. Marge: Mmm, you just don't want to take that test.... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time.... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
