Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case?
Hutz: I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink.
Homer: [whines] Oh!
Hutz: This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78.
How about that! I looked something up!
These books behind me don't just make the office look good,
they're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!
-- The Great Hutzby, "Flaming Moe's"
Hutz: I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink.
Homer: [whines] Oh!
Hutz: This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78.
How about that! I looked something up!
These books behind me don't just make the office look good,
they're filled with useful legal tidbits just like that!
-- The Great Hutzby, "Flaming Moe's"
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the very best in legal representation.
Skinner: Uh, excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand... - Hutz: Good news, Bart: the Krusty O Cereal Corp. has settled your case
for $100,000,
less, of course, my legal fees. Bart: [suspicious]... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got... - Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down
to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel ... - Homer: All you can eat. Ha!
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent
advertising since my suit against the film,
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Freddy Quimby is guilty,
but that he is also innocent of _not_ being... - Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz.
Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney...
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[everyone gasps]
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Marge:
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Homer finds he weighs 260 pounds, "Brush with...
