Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses.
Marge: Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney.
Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to
Miguel Sanchez!
-- Lawyers can change legal names easily,
"Marge on the Lam"
Marge: Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney.
Lisa: Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?
Hutz: As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to
Miguel Sanchez!
-- Lawyers can change legal names easily,
"Marge on the Lam"
Related:
- Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down
to business.
[Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel ... - Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage,
and I couldn't help overhearing that you need... - Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto... - Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz.
Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney... - Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut,
he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to... - If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers.
Lionel Hutz, "Marge in... - Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case?
Hutz:
I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a... - Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes... - Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's...
From the same category:
- Janey: Well, that was a waste of time.
Lisa: Janey,
school is <never> a waste of time. Ms.H: Since... - Homer: [in hard-hat and toolbelt] Hope you like it,
neighbor. We didn't have the best tools or... - Marge: What on Earth happened down there??
Bart:
One of the stills b... [Homer puts his hand... - Bart: Akira, my good man, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.
Akira: Very good. Bart: Do you have any giant squid... - Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge: Well...
