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• So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon, if that your real name.
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  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
  Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya....
• Ruth: [pointing] Look, you can see our houses. Marge
  Hmm. There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• The Supreme Court called again. They need your help on some freedom thing.
  -- Della, Lionel Hutz' secretary, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Lisa: You're a latter-day Clarence Darrow! Hutz: Uh, was he the black guy on the Mod Squad?
  -- No, he's the black guy on the Supreme Court, "Marge in Chai...