Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure. It was the most embarrassing day of my life.
Abe: [whistles] Lift those gams. You were one nifty number!
Jackie: Boys all paid attention to me and it drove my friends crazy.
Abe: Who were your friends?
Jackie: Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald, Frances Farmer, and little Sylvia Plath.
Abe: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song
that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever
been to.
Jackie: You're so sweet...
Abe: [thinking] Ooh, I feel all funny. [gasp] I'm in love! No,
wait. It's a stroke.
[later, in the ambulance]
No, wait! It _is_ love!
[the ambulance halts and the attendants boot him out]
I'm in love! [rolls onto highway as cars honk]
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
exposure. It was the most embarrassing day of my life.
Abe: [whistles] Lift those gams. You were one nifty number!
Jackie: Boys all paid attention to me and it drove my friends crazy.
Abe: Who were your friends?
Jackie: Oh, Zelda Fitzgerald, Frances Farmer, and little Sylvia Plath.
Abe: You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song
that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever
been to.
Jackie: You're so sweet...
Abe: [thinking] Ooh, I feel all funny. [gasp] I'm in love! No,
wait. It's a stroke.
[later, in the ambulance]
No, wait! It _is_ love!
[the ambulance halts and the attendants boot him out]
I'm in love! [rolls onto highway as cars honk]
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
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- Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you
last Sunday -
Abe: Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece]... - Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson? Jackie... - Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice!
Abe:
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really... - Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing... - Jackie: It's been great spending time with my family again.
I guess the next time I see you won't... - Homer: Dad, how come you never gave me any encouragement?
Maybe I could have been something more than... - Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this
adorable little song and dance routine.
Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker! Let's... - Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer.
Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday,
granddaughter. Patty: Marge, I think that's your father...
