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• Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
  Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
  [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think they're getting to be a problem.
  Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school today....
• Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
  [he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Ba...
• Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now
  my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think you'll find a little surprise -- [Jackie drinks it, swallows the ring, and chokes a little] Heh, uh, not to worry, I believe there's another one around here somewhere -- [reaches into boiling fondue, burns himself] [kneeling] My darling, since my kneecaps are filling with fluid as we speak....
• Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time right now, and I don't know what's going to happen.
  But just remember both your Mom and your Dad love you very, very much....