Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common. Um...hmm. You
both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!
Abe: Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give 'em all
your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they'll
send you a prize.
Jackie: I was just happy to talk to someone on the phone.
Abe: Aw, feeling blue, eh? I got something that'll cheer you up.
[puts forks in two potatoes and makes them dance]
Jackie: [wheezes laughter]
Lawyer: [approaching] Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I
have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this
unauthorized imitation. Boys?
[two large men grab the potatoes and forks and stomp on them]
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!
Abe: Oh, it's not a swindle. What you do is, see, you give 'em all
your credit card numbers, and if one of them is lucky, they'll
send you a prize.
Jackie: I was just happy to talk to someone on the phone.
Abe: Aw, feeling blue, eh? I got something that'll cheer you up.
[puts forks in two potatoes and makes them dance]
Jackie: [wheezes laughter]
Lawyer: [approaching] Sir, I represent the estate of Charles Chaplin. I
have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this
unauthorized imitation. Boys?
[two large men grab the potatoes and forks and stomp on them]
-- "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
Related:
- Abe: Good night, Mrs. Bouvier...wherever you are.
Lawyer:
[approaching] Mr. Simpson, I represent the estate of... - Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you
last Sunday -
Abe: Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece]... - Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent
exposure.
It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe... - Jackie: Oh, my favorite song. This is so nice!
Abe:
I can't remember when I felt this young. Oh...I really... - Monty: [dropping a ring into a champagne glass] Now,
my dear, if you look in your champagne, I think... - Marge: Maggie! We've got a surprise for you.
[brings in the cake.
Everyone takes photos of her, and Maggie... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson? Jackie... - Lovejoy: And so when Eliphaz came down from Mount Hebron bearing figs,
he offered them to Mohem, who you will remember is...
