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• Marge: You know, Mom, you and Abe have a lot in common.
  Um...hmm. You both got swindled by that telemarketing scam!...
• Abe: Honey! Are you sure you want to be Mrs. Montgomery Burns?
  Wouldn't you rather be Mrs. Abraham J. Simpson?...
• Patty: Hello, everybody except Homer. Jackie: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.
  Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street....
• Jackie: And here's a picture of me getting arrested for indecent exposure.
  It was the most embarrassing day of my life. Abe...
• Marge: Hello, Mom?...Fine. You know, Abe had a very nice time with you last Sunday -- Abe
  Tell her I love her! Marge: [covering mouthpiece] Grampa, shh!...
• Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. -- Jimmy Durante
• Abe: Hot diggety! I'm going to smooch her like a mule eating an apple!
  [demonstrates] I even bought me some special novelty dentures....
• Marge: Say, I've got a neat idea! Why don't you go in and pick up my mother and we'll all go out to dinner?
  Abe: I'll be back in a jiffy! [comes back with a woman in a wheelchair] Marge...
• Abe: Oh, why'd she have to leave me? Jasper: [walking in] Hi, Abe!
  We heard you was in need of some cheering up....