Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school
today. [Bart's socks are pink]
Homer: How do you explain the coulottes, boy?
Bart: [wearing a pink skirt] Well, I have to coordinate, don't I?
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart+Lisa: No!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Lisa: Is that what we do in this family? When someone becomes an
inconvenience, we just get rid of them?
[camera pans rapidly to the Springfield Retirement Castle]
Abe: [picking up phone] Hello? Is anybody there? Aw...[hangs up]
-- Lisa, rhetoric queen, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear Lisa's to school
today. [Bart's socks are pink]
Homer: How do you explain the coulottes, boy?
Bart: [wearing a pink skirt] Well, I have to coordinate, don't I?
Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart+Lisa: No!
Homer: Mainly your mother.
Lisa: Is that what we do in this family? When someone becomes an
inconvenience, we just get rid of them?
[camera pans rapidly to the Springfield Retirement Castle]
Abe: [picking up phone] Hello? Is anybody there? Aw...[hangs up]
-- Lisa, rhetoric queen, "Two Dozen & One Greyhounds"
Related:
- Homer: Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies
away.
Bart and Lisa: Noooooo! Homer: Mainly your mother. Two Dozen and One Greyhound... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Let me give my special little winner a big, _big_ hug.
Lisa: [tired] Ma, I think I'm all hugged out, heh.... - Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory
Calhouns.
..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Bart: Come watch TV with me, Dad. We missed the first two episodes of
"Cops", but if we hurry we can catch the last three.
Homer: Aw, sorry Bart, Lisa and I are going out for a gelato.... - Bart: Man, that's some story!
Lisa: But there are still a few things I don't get.
Like, how come we never heard about this until today?... - Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very
obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.... - Homer: Boy! This intersection is dangerous. Someone oughta put a
stop sign here.
[a beam of sunlight graces Homer's face] Marge: Oh, Homer, how could think of killing yourself?...
