Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
that".
Homer: So _if_ we don't all vote the same way, we'll be _deadlocked_
and have to be _sequestered_ in the Springfield Palace Hotel
--
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby
should walk out of here a free hotel.
-- You forgot "free shower curtain",
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together
so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition
that".
Homer: So _if_ we don't all vote the same way, we'll be _deadlocked_
and have to be _sequestered_ in the Springfield Palace Hotel
--
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: -- where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
free HBO -- Ooh! "Free Willy"!
Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby
should walk out of here a free hotel.
-- You forgot "free shower curtain",
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Related:
- So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to
be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel .
Homer Simpson The Boy Who Knew Too... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: I'm telling you Marge, this will work. They'll think I'm
Krusty and give us free stuff.
I've been getting free stuff all day! Look... - Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Homer: All right. The first thing they told me to do was to make sure
everyone here is in the right class.
[gets tobacco spat on him] Down the hall,... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape...
From the same category:
- Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney,
Lenny, and Carl? Homer: Aw, they never come around... - Abe: Son, I've come to help you. I know who the Cat Burglar is.
Homer: What? Marge: Who? Bart: Huh? Lisa: What? ... - That's the problem with being middle-class.
Anybody who really cares will abandon you for those who need it more.
Mr. Bergstrom's parting remarks, "Lisa's... - Finally! The great taste of Worcestershire Sauce in a soft drink.
Ah..."Steakie"! -- A TV commercial, "Homer Goes to... - Bart: You guys are sneaking in?
Kerny: Yeah, only saps pay to see movies.
Jimbo: Hey, Bart, come on! Bart: But sneaking into...
