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• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Apu: Excuse me, Your Honor? I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.
  [removes "open eye" glasses from snoring, drooling Homer] [judge bangs her gavel] Home...
• Skinner: If I were a truant boy out for a good time, I'd be right here
  he Springfield Natural History Museum. [chuckles] You're mine, Simpson....
• Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
  Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
• Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that jury room.
  But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I prevailed....
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• We both have WAY too much time on our hands.
• Abe: That's _my_ ambulance. I called for it four hours ago.
  Homer: Marge, how did you know -- Marge: That the pants would rip?...
• Scott: Let's go over to the County Courthouse, live to Kent Brockman.
  Kent: -- ockman, just outside the County Courtroom where an argument about chowder has spilled over into the biggest trial in Springfield history....