Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound
yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked. I _know_ that
Freddy Quimby is innocent.
Lisa: You're a witness? Bart, you have to tell the police!
Bart: [groans] I can't.
Skinner: Bart Simpson, I know you cut school yesterday, and as soon as I
can prove it, I'm sending you off to the Christian Military
Bart: What he said.
Lisa: Oh, I see.
-- "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"