Bart: Lisa, I Gotta Tell Somebody. I Was At The Quimby Compound Yesterday When That Frog Waiter Got Whacked.

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Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound
yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked. I _know_ that
Freddy Quimby is innocent.
Lisa: You're a witness? Bart, you have to tell the police!
Bart: [groans] I can't.
Lisa: Why?
Skinner: Bart Simpson, I know you cut school yesterday, and as soon as I
can prove it, I'm sending you off to the Christian Military
Reform School.
Bart: What he said.
Lisa: Oh, I see.
-- "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"