Blonde: Freddy Honey? I Think Something Just Dropped Into The Back Seat.
Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back
Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk.
-- Bart escapes in Freddy Quimby's car,
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
So that we can all bask in his gentle decency....
Quimby: And who are you, little boy? Bart: I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often.
Um, Bart- Bart....
Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.
Lawyer: So, young man, if Freddy Quimby _didn't_ inflict these injuries on Mr....
Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury....
Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...
Freddy approaches two people tossing a football] Freddy
Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked!...
Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this? Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir.
["shaudere"] Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it?...