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• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Lawyer: Your Honor, even though I've proven my client's innocence, I'd still like to call Freddy Quimby to the stand.
  So that we can all bask in his gentle decency....
• Quimby: And who are you, little boy? Bart: I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often.
  Um, Bart- Bart....
• Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and grossly unconstitutional, I just can't say no to kids.
  Lawyer: So, young man, if Freddy Quimby _didn't_ inflict these injuries on Mr....
• Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
  Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury....
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of _not_ being guilty.
  I refer you to my expert witness, Dr. Hibbert. Hibbe...
• Freddy approaches two people tossing a football] Freddy
  Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked!...
• Freddy: Hey! What the hell is this? Waiter: [French accent] It's a bowl of chowder, sir.
  ["shaudere"] Freddy: Wait a minute, come here. What did you call it?...