Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter
half to death! Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I
hope he finally gets what's coming to him.
Bart: But Freddy Quimby's innocent!
Lisa: How do you know? There weren't any witnesses.
Bart: Heh, oh yeah, right.
Lisa: You'd think someone would have seen something at a crowded party
like that.
Bart: Well they didn't, OK? They didn't. It says right here in black
and white, "No witnesses." Case closed. [grabs paper] Now let's
all read the funnies. [reads] Oh look: Charlie Brown said "good
grief". Hah. I didn't see _that_ coming. [forced laughter]
-- 37 years of "Good Grief", "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
half to death! Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I
hope he finally gets what's coming to him.
Bart: But Freddy Quimby's innocent!
Lisa: How do you know? There weren't any witnesses.
Bart: Heh, oh yeah, right.
Lisa: You'd think someone would have seen something at a crowded party
like that.
Bart: Well they didn't, OK? They didn't. It says right here in black
and white, "No witnesses." Case closed. [grabs paper] Now let's
all read the funnies. [reads] Oh look: Charlie Brown said "good
grief". Hah. I didn't see _that_ coming. [forced laughter]
-- 37 years of "Good Grief", "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Related:
- Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound
yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent. ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure... - Moe: Freddy Quimby was with me the entire...night in question.
We were collecting canned goods for the starving... - Blonde: Freddy honey? I think something just dropped into the back
seat.
Freddy: I'm not paying you to talk. -- Bart escapes... - Lisa: Well, Bart, because of you, a horrible yet innocent person is
going to jail.
Bart: Hmm. Maybe I should come forward. Skinner... - Judge: Even though reopening a trial at this point is illegal and
grossly unconstitutional,
I just can't say no to kids. Lawyer: So, young man... - Quimby: And who are you, little boy?
Bart: I'm one of your nephews you don't see very often.
Um, Bart- Bart. -- Bart tries to crash Freddy... - Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well,
we might as well make it official. Homer: What does...
