Bart: Hey, Lis, You Still Upset About That Jazz Guy?

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Bart: Hey, Lis, you still upset about that jazz guy?
Lisa: [noticing Bart] Oh.
Bart: If it helps, I believe that after you die, you come back as
whatever you want. I'll be a butterfly.
Lisa: How come?
Bart: Because, nobody _ever_ suspects the butterfly. [laughs]
[flash to a smouldering school]
Skinner: [being restrained] I didn't burn down the school. It was the
butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly!
Wiggum: He's crazy, boys. Get the taser.
[a small Bart butterfly holds a gas can and laughs]
-- The ultimate reincarnation fantasy,
"'Round Springfield"