Lisa: If You Testify, Skinner Will Know You Skipped School.

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Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school. Well, if
Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a
fair and impartial jury.
[after school]
Homer: Aw, jury duty? I'll see that Quimby kid hanged for this!
Bart: Oh...
Lisa: {I _knew_ it was a bad idea to watch him open the mail.}
-- Fair and impartial both, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"