Skinner: Bart, I'm Impressed With What You Did In There.

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Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there. You testified
for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in
a noose. On the other hand, you skipped school.
Bart: I guess the two things cancel each other out, huh?
Skinner: [sighs] I'm a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty
man. Three months' detention.
Bart: [groans, {walks away}]
Skinner: {Wait a minute, Bart. Make that...four months' detention.}
-- "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"