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• Hutz: How could you have seen all this, Bart? Weren't you supposed to be in school?
  Bart: [slowly] I sort of skipped school. Skinne...
• Bart: Oh, how can they imprison kids in school on a beautiful day like this?
  Lisa: They're not imprisoning us, Bart, they're -- [a grey bus labeled "Springfield Prison" pulls up] Ba...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail but I know he's innocent?
  Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying...
• Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
  You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....
• Bart: Lisa, I gotta tell somebody. I was at the Quimby compound yesterday when that frog waiter got whacked.
  I _know_ that Freddy Quimby is innocent....
• Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
  He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
• Lisa: If you testify, Skinner will know you skipped school.
  Well, if Freddy Quimby didn't do it, I'm sure he'll be found innocent by a fair and impartial jury....
• Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
  Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...