Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em
all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his
theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him
down. Now let's never speak of him again.
[hums as she dusts]
Bart: Mom. ...Mom. ...Mom!
Marge: Huh?
Bart: What if I can get this guy off the hook? Should -- should I do
it?
Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in
your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn.
[hums some more]
-- Simpson family skeletons, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "Shoot 'em
all and let God sort 'em out." Unfortunately, one day put his
theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshalls to bring him
down. Now let's never speak of him again.
[hums as she dusts]
Bart: Mom. ...Mom. ...Mom!
Marge: Huh?
Bart: What if I can get this guy off the hook? Should -- should I do
it?
Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart, and not the voices in
your head like a certain uncle did one grey December morn.
[hums some more]
-- Simpson family skeletons, "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: Hmm. Bart, what's wrong? There's something a little off about
your hug.
Bart: Mom, I need to tell you something. I kind of -- Marge... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!... - Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game.
Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose.... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there.... - Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?... - Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
[Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project.... - Skinner: Well, children, I don't know what you did to all those
substitutes, but it's going to stop now.
Leopold? Leopold: [bursting in] All right, you listen up, you little _freaks_....
