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• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Bart: [whining] I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
  Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore!...
• Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
  He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
• Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
  Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
• Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
  How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...