Marge: Now Each One Of You Take A Floor And Get Started.
Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
Homer: I call the basement!
Homer: [questioningly] D'oh?
[Turns on the light in the basement, sees the huge mess]
-- The cleaning spree begins, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
Bart: [whining] I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore!...
Lisa: Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart? Bart: Nah.
He doesn't want to learn, and I don't want to teach him....
Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?...
Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf.
How would you feel if I started mopping the floor?...