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• Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work! Home
  What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?...
• Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
  Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Home...
• Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular music.
  [hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning...
• Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me dizzy.
  Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
  Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....