Bart: [whining] I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore! Here, work to the
music. [turns on the radio]
Ernie: You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt...
Bart: Amen, Ernie.
-- Apt cleaning-music, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore! Here, work to the
music. [turns on the radio]
Ernie: You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt...
Bart: Amen, Ernie.
-- Apt cleaning-music, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
- Marge: Stop remembering TV and get back to work!
Home
What's the point of all this cleaning? Are we so vain?... - Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Home... - Lovejoy: [holding cleaning brushes] I want you to clean every one of
these organ pipes that you have befouled with your popular
music.
[hands the brushes out, walks off] [Bart and Milhouse start cleaning... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
dizzy.
Marge: We're almost finished. There's just a little bit of green left.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Shary: Bart Simpson, this room is a frightful mess.
Bart: I'll get right on it. [hurls a cupcake on the wall] Shary... - Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little.... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
