Bart: Look, Mom, It Feels Really Weird Having You On My Turf.

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Bart: Look, Mom, it feels really weird having you on my turf. How
would you feel if I started mopping the floor?
Marge: I'd be thrilled. You can start right now.
Bart: [angry] Oh!
Marge: And I'm going to keep teaching your class, like it or lump it.
Bart: Well, then, I guess I'll just have to get into the crawlspace
again. [runs off]
Marge: I hate it when he gets in there.
[pounds the wall with a broom]
-- "The PTA Disbands"