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• Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
  And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....
• Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
  [taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter is the language of the soul....
• Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
  ..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
  Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Stampy lies weakly on the ground] Lisa: He can't just eat peanuts, Dad, he needs plants to live.
  Homer: [crafty] Plants, eh? [At the Springfield Arboretum "(Tree place)"] Ba...