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• Bart: [whining] I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just buy a new house?
  Marge: Oh, Bart, cleaning doesn't have to be a chore!...
• Homer: {[reads label on the Mr. Cleanser bottle] Hmm.
  .."Use only in a well-ventilated area." Shove it, buddy!...
• Marge: Now each one of you take a floor and get started.
  Homer: I call the basement! Bart+Lisa: Fine. Home...
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
  He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once, right?
  Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. Home...
• Homer: {That bird! He's killing the elephant. Stop him!
  } Lisa: {No, Dad, he's grooming him.} Homer: {[crafty] Grooming him, eh?...
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....