Bart: Take Him Away, Boys. Wiggum: Hey, I'm The Chief Here!
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Wiggum: [quietly] Do what the kid says.
-- Yeah, what he said, "Cape Feare"
Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Marge: [indignantly] I'm pretty sure there is. Wiggum...
Lisa: Hey! Chief Wiggum, what are you doing? What's going on?
Wiggum: I'm sorry, kid, we got Simpson DNA on Burns' clothing and your father was identified by the old man himself....
Lou: Uh, Chief, what about those coleslaw punks? Wiggum
Well, I... I can't be everywhere at once, Lou, now can I?...
Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time, Bart!
You're in for the punishment of a lifetime!...
Wiggum: Find anything this time, boys? Cop: Uh, no sign of him, Chief.
Wiggum: Princess Opal? Opal: I see nothing here, but I'm afraid it's splitsville for Delta Burke and Major Dad....
Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
[everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief. Wiggum
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again, each and every week....
Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...
[walks towards Bart] [The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying] [Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their bathrobes] Wiggum...