Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...[walks towards
Bart]
[The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying]
[Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their
bathrobes]
Wiggum: [cocks his gun] Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under
arrest.
Bob: By Lucifer's beard!
Wiggum: Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
-- Depends on who you ask, "Cape Feare"
Bart]
[The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying]
[Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their
bathrobes]
Wiggum: [cocks his gun] Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob. You're under
arrest.
Bob: By Lucifer's beard!
Wiggum: Uh, yeah. It's a good thing you drifted by this brothel.
-- Depends on who you ask, "Cape Feare"
Related:
- Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Piggum!"
[everyone laughs]
Heh,
now I get it. That's good. -- Guess you _didn't_... - Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time
loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped... - Sideshow Bob: Bart, I must know. How did you untangle my web?
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, Bart, pull us in! Bart: ... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who,
uh, eats people and takes their faces... - Wiggum: Now Sideshow Bob can't get in without _me_ knowing.
And once a man is in your home, anything... - Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand
around.
Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ...
