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• Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
  Bart: Linda Lavin? Lisa: No, someone who _didn't_ deserve it....
• Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
  Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• cheerfully] All right, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson, with the message, "I am coming to kill you slowly _and_ painfully.
  -- Marty, the wacky radio DJ, "Cape Feare...
• Um, I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty-fat fat fat", and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but.
  ..nobody's trying to kill ya. -- Milhouse the informer to Bart, "Cape Feare...
• Lawyer: Robert, if released, would you pose any threat to one Bart Simpson?
  Bob: [barely in control] Bart Simpson? Ha! The spirited little scamp who twice foiled my evil schemes and [maliciously] sent me to this dank, urine-soaked hellhole?...
• Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief Piggum!
  [everyone laughs] Heh, now I get it....
• Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, "Die Bart, Die?
  Bob: [conciliatorily] No, that's German for "The Bart, The....
• Bart: I knew I had to buy some time. So I asked him to sing the score from the "H.
  M.S. Pinafore". Homer: Ooh, a plan fiendishly clever in its in-tric-asies....