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• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• Homer: Every afternoon at Moe's, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Apu, and I would get together and sing, and the crowds went wild!
  [Scene shows roses and underwear getting thrown on stage] Barney...
• Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
  Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it....
• Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
  Woman: How much is this quart of milk? Apu: Twelve dollars....
• Apu: [introducing himself] Apu Nahasapeemapetilon. Nigel
  Hmm. Never fit on a marquee, luv. From now on, your name is Apu de Beaumarchais....
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Skinner: Well, William, I'm back! So...how did you spend your summer?
  Willy: I made millions in software and lost it at the track....