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• Please do not offer my god a peanut. -- Apu, "Homer the Heretic
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• Lisa: I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people.
  Especially my dad. Thank you guys. Paul: Lisa, before you go....
• Apu: It may not be glamorous, but it's good, honest work.
  Woman: How much is this quart of milk? Apu: Twelve dollars....
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• Apu: Ah, my old Squishee machine. And my scum bucket with fly!
  And a whole check list. Woods: Hey, you're Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, aren't you?...
• Skinner: Only one question remains, gentlemen...what do we call ourselves?
  Nigel: How about, "Handsome Homer Simpson Plus Three?...
• You can emerge now from my chips. The opportunity to prove yourself a hero is long gone.
  -- Apu to a (cowardly) Homer, "Krusty Gets Busted...