Homer: All Right, Marge, I'll Get You Your Nanny. And To Pay For It, I'll Give Up The Civil War Re-creation Society I Love So Much.

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Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s
military generals]
Moe: [hangs up the phone] Well, Homer's out. We gotta find a new
General Ambrose Burnside.
Barney: [dressed like Lincoln] But I'm not too crazy about our Stonewall
[Apu emerges from the Men's room dressed like a Hindu military
Apu: The south shall [brightly] come again!
-- At least they aren't using monkeys,