Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that
you're really an Indian?
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
Reporter: Barney! How did you join the group?
Barney: They found me on the men's room floor.
[Everyone laughs, but a tear rolls down Barney's cheek]
Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one."
Is that reputation justified?
Skinner: [seriously] Yes. Yes, it is.
[Everyone laughs]
-- Funny to look at perhaps,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
you're really an Indian?
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
Reporter: Barney! How did you join the group?
Barney: They found me on the men's room floor.
[Everyone laughs, but a tear rolls down Barney's cheek]
Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one."
Is that reputation justified?
Skinner: [seriously] Yes. Yes, it is.
[Everyone laughs]
-- Funny to look at perhaps,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
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McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Homer: Barney! How'd you like to sing for our group?
Barney: [On the bathroom floor] Sure, why not? [searching]... - Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania!
[everyone laughs]
Uter:
I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
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feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad, when did you record an album?
Homer: I'm surprised you don't remember,
son. It was only eight years ago. Bart: Dad...
From the same category:
- Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
And Bart... Well, we love Bart. -- Marge writes the... - Abe: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety"
'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty".
I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up... - Now I don't want you to worry, class. These test will have no effect on
your grade.
They merely determine your future social status and... - Homer: [reading screen] "To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key?
I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]...
