Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais. Isn't it true that
you're really an Indian?
Apu: By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie.
Reporter: Barney! How did you join the group?
Barney: They found me on the men's room floor.
[Everyone laughs, but a tear rolls down Barney's cheek]
Reporter: Principal Skinner, you've been referred to as "the funny one."
Is that reputation justified?
Skinner: [seriously] Yes. Yes, it is.
[Everyone laughs]
-- Funny to look at perhaps,
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
