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• Lisa: Dad? Homer: Yes, honey? Lisa: Um...Mom just baked a cake.
  Homer: Ooh! [walks into kitchen] Huh? Marge: Homer, we need to have a serious talk....
• Marge: Can't you do something for him? Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.
  Homer: What an age we live in! -- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
  Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
• Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
  Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
• Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
  -- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Homer: I got a bad heart. Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
  Homer: Shut up, Flanders. -- The heart of Flanders? God forbid, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
  Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...