Homer: I Got A Bad Heart. Ned: Homer, If I Could Give You My Heart, I Would.
Homer: I got a bad heart.
Ned: Homer, if I could give you my heart, I would.
Homer: Shut up, Flanders.
-- The heart of Flanders? God forbid,
"Homer's Triple Bypass"
a "window" shows Homer's heart, beating fast] Bu
Relax, Simpson. I just brought you in here for a friendly hello....
Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Pump Jockey: It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump....
Homer: I can't wait 'till they throw his hatless butt in jail.
Marge: Homer, you shouldn't eat so much food. It's bad for your heart....
Oh Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone and there were all guys in red pyjamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
-- Homer recovers from a heart attack, "Homer's Triple Bypa...
Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor? Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car.
Makes it go faster. Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some -- [a shot rings out] aah!...
Homer rings Ned's doorbell] Marge: [calling from window] Homer?
Homer: Huh? Marge: Are you planning to hit Ned Flanders with that pipe and take his tickets?...
Marge: [answers the phone] Hello...Yes? Oh my Lord!
Homer's in the hospital, they think it's his heart!...
Homer: Hey Flanders! All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up! All Flanders: Okily-dokily!...
Ned: We did it! We got rid of -- [siren wail
Ned is pulled over] Ned: I told you, officer, I'm not "hepped up on Goofballs....