Marge: Can't You Do Something For Him? Hibbert: Well, We Can't Fix His Heart, But We Can Tell You Exactly How Damaged It Is.
Marge: Can't you do something for him?
Hibbert: Well, we can't fix his heart, but we can tell you exactly how
damaged it is.
Homer: What an age we live in!
-- Modern technology, "Homer's Triple Bypass"
Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work? Home
We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine in the lounge....
Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....