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• Homer: Don't worry, Marge. America's health care system is second only to Japa
  Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well, all of Europe, but you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!...
• Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.
  Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows. Homer: Really?...
• Marge: Don't you have a health plan at work? Home
  We used to, but we gave it up for a pinball machine in the lounge....
• Hibbert: Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
  Marge: Mmm... Hibbert: Am I to take it that this is [chuckles] an unwanted pregnancy?...
• Marge: Doctor, we'll do whatever it takes to get my Homey well.
  Hibbert: Good. I must warn you though, this procedure will cost you upwards to $...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
  Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....